"Better living through plastic" In case you did not know it, ZANG'S reign as the Rub and Tug Queen of Castle Heights ended in McLennan County with her kicking and karate chopping her way out of town on a one way ticket via Sheriff McNamara. She landed in BELL COUNTY like … Continue reading ZANG: THE HOME VERSION
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MORE TWIN PEAKS CASES GONE, BFD
"Waco", come on vacation, leave on probation" Jake Carrizal, his mom and brother coming out of the courtroom after mistrial. http://www.wacotrib.com/news/courts_and_trials/more-twin-peaks-case-dismissals-expected-as-prosecutors-re-evaluate/article_01638f11-85b2-5eb8-81ee-11f5fe55fc3c.html If you read the Trib this morning and are starting to get just a pang of "silky feelings" towards Judge … Continue reading MORE TWIN PEAKS CASES GONE, BFD
SHERRE JOHNSTON: FLYING HIGH
April 7, 2018 Jail list from Johnson to Joiner, no Sherre J Rumor, strictly rumor has it that Sherre didn't want to go to jail so she told the Judge she was having surgery or was ill and needed "six weeks off", Judge Vik who we have already pegged … Continue reading SHERRE JOHNSTON: FLYING HIGH
SHERIFF PRESENTS: THE MEN OF APRIL
You got a choice big guy, Sheriff Mc or your old lady https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOotsq4soug For those poor, single ladies out there lamenting the end of CRAIGSLIST PERSONALS … Continue reading SHERIFF PRESENTS: THE MEN OF APRIL
GEORGE’S AT THE CIRCLE’S JERK
"Can I see the children's menu" Remember that letter Abel wrote for his buddy Kevin Chirafis, nephew of his BIG BUDDY Sammy Citrano? The letter was to the Bureau of Pardons and paroles and asked them to give his buddy, Kevin Chirafis a "full pardon", Abel insisted that Kev had "turned his life … Continue reading GEORGE’S AT THE CIRCLE’S JERK
ZANG PUTS MISSIONARY IN POSITION
ANOTHER FINE RESPECTABLE CHRISTIAN MAN SUCCUMBS TO THE CHARMS OF UNDERAGE GIRLS AT LOCAL JACK OFF JOINT OWNED BY THE MISTRESS ZANG Timothy Comer, a Christian publisher who was identified from a video tape seized at a Jerk Joint by Sheriff's deputies a few months ago has expressed that he is "sorrowful and repentant for what … Continue reading ZANG PUTS MISSIONARY IN POSITION
ABEL REYNA: REVENGE PORN?
Now that Paul Looney, biker lawyer, thanks to the 10th. Court of Appeals overturning Fish Faced Sleeping Judge Doug Shaver, doesn't have a GAG ORDER stopping him from just spewing the truth, here's our first little behind the scenes "chickensh*t deal" that went on during TWIN PEAKS. Funny how no cops and seemingly no … Continue reading ABEL REYNA: REVENGE PORN?
SHERRE JOHNSTON NO SHOW AT THE JAIL WEEK 3
Too Special to go to Jail After getting 180 days to do on weekends in jail, the wife of the Assistant Fire Chief just doesn't go anymore. Out of five weekends, she has spent two. Ask yourself why. Nope. The newspaper isn't reporting this, hell, look who has his arm around her waist, none other … Continue reading SHERRE JOHNSTON NO SHOW AT THE JAIL WEEK 3
BARRY JOHNSON WON THIS THING
Epilogue The folks living around the Rub and Tug are saying to themselves as perverts re enter their neighborhood in mass, "it's only till January, it's only till January". He'd say he wasn't, but part of me thinks this was taken after the election and he's about to burst out laughing. Look … Continue reading BARRY JOHNSON WON THIS THING
MAGIC JACK BRIBERY CALLS 000-0000
Abel Reyna lost the election the game is over. If you have been called by an 000-0000 number asking if you want your "legal problems to go away", and the amount is $15K, please reply to this blog. You are not alone. If your defense lawyer is acting suspicious and doesn't … Continue reading MAGIC JACK BRIBERY CALLS 000-0000