Too Special to go to Jail
After getting 180 days to do on weekends in jail, the wife of the Assistant Fire Chief just doesn’t go anymore. Out of five weekends, she has spent two. Ask yourself why.
Nope. The newspaper isn’t reporting this, hell, look who has his arm around her waist, none other than the Trib’s Tommy Witherspoon, flanked by her Pet Investigator Truman Simons.