ANOTHER FINE RESPECTABLE CHRISTIAN MAN SUCCUMBS TO THE CHARMS OF UNDERAGE GIRLS AT LOCAL JACK OFF JOINT OWNED BY THE MISTRESS ZANG
Timothy Comer, a Christian publisher who was identified from a video tape seized at a Jerk Joint by Sheriff’s deputies a few months ago has expressed that he is “sorrowful and repentant for what he did,” in getting jerked off at Zang’s Rub and Tub by some poor underage girl. Comer has been arrested on a misdemeanor prostitution charge and is the executive director of the Samaritan Foundation Life of Jesus Project.
Comer admitted to KWTX Monday afternoon that he had gone back several times and was “sorrowful and repentant for what he did.”
Comer had been observed on “numerous occasions” engaging in getting a massage that culminated in a “Happy Ending”, well, at least for him it did.
Since Tim hasn’t been in trouble before he is being considered for a Pre trial Diversion Program. It is our suggestion that a new Pre Trial Diversion Program be funded by the Christian Women’s clubs of Central Texas. This would save the county a lot of money and give women the chance to just beat the living crap out of these idiots who are getting beat off by UNDERAGE girls.
What the hell is wrong with you Tim Comer? Missionary, hell, you are a missionary, it doesn’t mean position, ok?