Ladies, if your package of 99% fat free ground chuck has a cylindrical shaped imprint pressed into it, and your husband says it's a new recipe, think again. Well, idiot Isaac Milton of Mart got caught stealing packages of steak and ground meat, he had stuffed them down his pants and this did not … Continue reading MEAT MANIA HITS DOWNTOWN MART
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SCARY CHINESE MORTICIA ADAMS, LI, ARRESTED IN LAS VEGAS RUB AND TUG
Yuxia Li, age 54, COUGAR and Jerk Joint Entepreneur Li, age 54 with a taste for fresh Chinese, not barbecue, and has the Big O with her young male accomplice, age 25, named Ziju 25 year old accomplice or boy toy? "I knit shirt for young stuff, Waco get box of Kleenex and air freshener" … Continue reading SCARY CHINESE MORTICIA ADAMS, LI, ARRESTED IN LAS VEGAS RUB AND TUG
ZANG TAKES TOLL ON BARBECUE JOINTS
From Uncle Dan's Pulled Pork Mobile, to Coach's Barbecue, to the Big O over at George's in Hewitt, ZANG, is taking a bigger toll on food service here than a case of Salmonella. It seems getting a massage then what is loosely called a "Happy Ending" is putting a crimp on the local restaurant scene. … Continue reading ZANG TAKES TOLL ON BARBECUE JOINTS
BREAST BITING CROTCH GRABBERS
What the hell? You're here from China, you're sixteen, you think, aaaah, Texas, SIX FLAGS, home cooking, the zoo. Wrong. Instead you get fondled by a creepy Terry Staton from Lorena, Texas, then have your breast munched on by yet a creepy poser from Lott, a former teacher to be exact. … Continue reading BREAST BITING CROTCH GRABBERS
SHERIFF PRESENTS: THE MEN OF APRIL
You got a choice big guy, Sheriff Mc or your old lady https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOotsq4soug For those poor, single ladies out there lamenting the end of CRAIGSLIST PERSONALS … Continue reading SHERIFF PRESENTS: THE MEN OF APRIL
GEORGE’S AT THE CIRCLE’S JERK
"Can I see the children's menu" Remember that letter Abel wrote for his buddy Kevin Chirafis, nephew of his BIG BUDDY Sammy Citrano? The letter was to the Bureau of Pardons and paroles and asked them to give his buddy, Kevin Chirafis a "full pardon", Abel insisted that Kev had "turned his life … Continue reading GEORGE’S AT THE CIRCLE’S JERK
MALL OPENS JAPANESE SEX TOY AND MASTURBATION KIOSK AT RICHLAND MALL
Okay, calm down all you old VFW guys, the Japs really didn't do this, it's a joke If you have not read about the new sexual disinterest of the Japanese male, google it, seems they just want to stay home and play with dolls and mushy Peluches for all you Hot Latinos out … Continue reading MALL OPENS JAPANESE SEX TOY AND MASTURBATION KIOSK AT RICHLAND MALL
MAN RAPES SLEEPING WOMAN
Obviously, he thought they were married http://www.wacotrib.com/news/police/affidavit-mcgregor-man-accused-of-raping-sleeping-woman/article_3dc66b5a-46be-5b99-b2cb-ecfda8bbc84d.html MCGREGOR, TEXAS A 60-year-old man was arrested Wednesday, accused of raping a sleeping woman March 3 in his McGregor home, an arrest affidavit states. Victor Aviles was arrested after the woman went to a local business in … Continue reading MAN RAPES SLEEPING WOMAN
CAN’T ANYONE IN THIS COUNTY RECOGNIZE THE SMELL OF PORK?
Moody man sends "explicit photo" to undercover cop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjq4wYuwgxs Jimmy Lee Smith, another lonely heart looking for love in all the wrong places, chats up what he thinks is a very young girl, instead he gets himself a date with a big ole copper. Looks like Jimmie Lee, in an … Continue reading CAN’T ANYONE IN THIS COUNTY RECOGNIZE THE SMELL OF PORK?
UNCLE DAN’S PULLED PORK AND SAUSAGE SPECIAL AT RUB AND TUG
Uncle Dan and Cousin Stevie go downtown for some Chinesey Hey, what do you want on that sausage? Double meat? At Uncle Dan's if you've ever wondered why they wear the plastic gloves to pick up your brisket, now you know...................be glad, be very glad. You knew it was going to hit the … Continue reading UNCLE DAN’S PULLED PORK AND SAUSAGE SPECIAL AT RUB AND TUG