“Jejdánečky” The Story of Father Ooooh,it’slongthough

‘His weapon was faith’: Father Anthony Odiong found guilty on all counts in sexual assault trial

https://www.kwtx.com/2026/05/29/breaking-father-anthony-odiong-found-guilty-all-counts-sexual-assault-trial

Smiling man in a black clerical shirt with a white collar, against a beige background. Text above reads 'MORE KLOBASA THAN SLOVACEK'S'.

A person in religious attire humorously refers to sausages while posing in front of an altar, with text overlays about surprises.

A smiling priest in religious attire holds a basket of klobasa pastries while women express joy and anticipation in a warmly lit room. One woman in bed reaches for a pastry, and a background sign promotes 'Confessions, Counseling, and Klobasa!'.

A smiling priest holds a bucket labeled 'BUCHTA' while standing next to a woman in a wedding dress and a child in a white dress, with a backdrop of a brick wall. The bottom of the image features a basket of baked goods and bold text reading 'CONFESSIONS... COUNSELING... AND A WHOLE BUCHTA OF KLOBASA!'

As you all know I shared a two hour plane ride with Father Ain’titlongthough from Mexico City to San Antonio. He was already drunk when I had to climb over him to sit by the window so he could have the aisle seat and touch the stewardess every time she went by. On and on and on, he was “on fire for the Lord”, right? Yeah.

After I deplaned I called my own Gay Priest, “Nellie Father Bob”, a Canon lawyer ordained by Pope John in Rome, and stationed in the Austin Diocese. I told him all about Father Aintitlongthough, that was 2007. How on earth anyone couldn’t see through that (sorry if I’m going to offend here) “shuck and jive” act he was doing I have no idea. He must have spent a lot of time watching movies from 1954 and listening to Slim Harpo.

Since I used to hang out with priests before hanging out with REAL gay guys, I understand a whole lot. This guy, wasn’t gay, but he was a sex pest for sure.

I can’t believe he made it this long, frankly. We all know what happened, so let’s just ridicule the whole thing and go on with life.

OR we can say the “Hail Mary” in Czech, yeah, I can do that one too. Ugh, but it’s better when there’s a dead body around, Pramen? Ze.

S pánem Bohem

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