Okay, calm down all you old VFW guys, the Japs really didn’t do this, it’s a joke
If you have not read about the new sexual disinterest of the Japanese male, google it, seems they just want to stay home and play with dolls and mushy Peluches for all you Hot Latinos out there. Seems Latex torsos and smooshy plastic Vj-j’s are the thing. Perhaps you should leave the AMAZON.com ap open tonight when your husband gets home from his law enforcement shift, restaurant, or job as a private security guard at an apartment complex. This will insure he’ll be home, not bother you, AND not make it to the newspaper.
Here is your Tenga Soft tube cup. It is for males, perfectly sealed and easy to clean. Totally disease free as long as you don’t share it with your other buddies. $9.95 which is one hell of a lot cheaper than a bail bondsman, lawyer, the emergency room when your wife beats the shit out of you, also bondsmen and lawyers for her.
THIS could save your marriage. CUP, yes, Zang at the Rub and Tug, NO. This way you won’t have to knock out a woman and film her because you are sentimental either.
Happy Shopping.
Harry
Tenga Soft Tube Cup
NURSE IN A BOX, you may need one after your old lady gets through with your ass for going to the RUB AND TUG again and again.
