SAINTLY JUDGE RALPH STROTHER BLESSES YOUR DUMBASS: THE HYPOCRITE HOTLINE (254) 757-5081

    "When you call the office of the  poor,  long suffering,  arm of god above, Judge Ralph Strother,  his office staff (who must be on valium and booze) will end the conversation by telling you in a bored,  much holier than thoudumbass voice,  "Have a blessed day."   The almighty RalphStrothergod of 19th. Court … Continue reading SAINTLY JUDGE RALPH STROTHER BLESSES YOUR DUMBASS: THE HYPOCRITE HOTLINE (254) 757-5081

PENIS APPEARS OVER VALLEY MILLS DR.

 IN THE NEWS TODAY A large penis made out of red "sippy cups" has appeared overnight on a bridge over Valley Mills Drive in Waco. Local residents are wondering if it is a cosmic message or just one from Mars,  which is the only place whose newspaper hasn't written about the Baylor Frat Boy and … Continue reading PENIS APPEARS OVER VALLEY MILLS DR.

MALL OPENS JAPANESE SEX TOY AND MASTURBATION KIOSK AT RICHLAND MALL

     Okay,  calm down all you old VFW guys,  the Japs really didn't do this,  it's a joke If you have not read about the new sexual disinterest of the Japanese male,  google it,  seems they just want to stay home and play with dolls and mushy Peluches for all you Hot Latinos out … Continue reading MALL OPENS JAPANESE SEX TOY AND MASTURBATION KIOSK AT RICHLAND MALL