IN THE NEWS TODAY A large penis made out of red "sippy cups" has appeared overnight on a bridge over Valley Mills Drive in Waco. Local residents are wondering if it is a cosmic message or just one from Mars, which is the only place whose newspaper hasn't written about the Baylor Frat Boy and … Continue reading PENIS APPEARS OVER VALLEY MILLS DR.
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RAPE VS. HEAVY PETTING WACO STYLE
"WHAT A DUMBASS" https://www.wacotrib.com/news/courts_and_trials/proposed-plea-deal-for-former-baylor-frat-president-ignites-backlash/article_6befffe2-2ef7-57a5-9cd4-4076dc87f4d1.htmlWAK Why should Abel Reyna think this was a rape? After all the rumor about Reyna's own brother, Daniel having sexual relations with a then, 15 year old girl, which produced a child, adopted by Abel Reyna and Halston his wife are and have been rampant for years. No charges on … Continue reading RAPE VS. HEAVY PETTING WACO STYLE
HARRY STORM: THE RITALIN DIARIES CHAPTER #15
"Chapter 15" September 28, 2018 "The High Bar of Sanity in Waco" What does Richard Mills III have in common with the legendary Waco Attorney, John Faulkner? They've both been Certified as Sane. Harry figured if 47 years of being someone with power's cousin couldn't bring down a crooked lawyer or … Continue reading HARRY STORM: THE RITALIN DIARIES CHAPTER #15
BUBBA BUGGERS BEAGLE IN BELLMEAD
"Now I'm mad" Just when everyone was loading up their U-Haul to move to Bellmead where they don't care if you smoke weed, today's Waco Trib hits us in the face with a new urban plague we hope can be stomped out quickly, "Bestiality". Yes, we spelled it right, it's "best" not "beast", mixed messages. … Continue reading BUBBA BUGGERS BEAGLE IN BELLMEAD
ZANG: THE HOME VERSION
"Better living through plastic" In case you did not know it, ZANG'S reign as the Rub and Tug Queen of Castle Heights ended in McLennan County with her kicking and karate chopping her way out of town on a one way ticket via Sheriff McNamara. She landed in BELL COUNTY like … Continue reading ZANG: THE HOME VERSION
ZANG: WHO GIVE GRANDPA MONEY?
"I told you not to give him cash" 67 Year old Michael Kelley of Marlin had a little extra $ in October or November, and decided to visit ZANG at the Rub and Tug on Franklin around Thanksgiving instead of just heading to HEB for the Turkey/Ham giveaway. THAT detour has gotten him a picture … Continue reading ZANG: WHO GIVE GRANDPA MONEY?
MEAT MANIA HITS DOWNTOWN MART
Ladies, if your package of 99% fat free ground chuck has a cylindrical shaped imprint pressed into it, and your husband says it's a new recipe, think again. Well, idiot Isaac Milton of Mart got caught stealing packages of steak and ground meat, he had stuffed them down his pants and this did not … Continue reading MEAT MANIA HITS DOWNTOWN MART
BREAST BITING CROTCH GRABBERS
What the hell? You're here from China, you're sixteen, you think, aaaah, Texas, SIX FLAGS, home cooking, the zoo. Wrong. Instead you get fondled by a creepy Terry Staton from Lorena, Texas, then have your breast munched on by yet a creepy poser from Lott, a former teacher to be exact. … Continue reading BREAST BITING CROTCH GRABBERS
SHERIFF PRESENTS: THE MEN OF APRIL
You got a choice big guy, Sheriff Mc or your old lady https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOotsq4soug For those poor, single ladies out there lamenting the end of CRAIGSLIST PERSONALS … Continue reading SHERIFF PRESENTS: THE MEN OF APRIL
ZANG PUTS MISSIONARY IN POSITION
ANOTHER FINE RESPECTABLE CHRISTIAN MAN SUCCUMBS TO THE CHARMS OF UNDERAGE GIRLS AT LOCAL JACK OFF JOINT OWNED BY THE MISTRESS ZANG Timothy Comer, a Christian publisher who was identified from a video tape seized at a Jerk Joint by Sheriff's deputies a few months ago has expressed that he is "sorrowful and repentant for what … Continue reading ZANG PUTS MISSIONARY IN POSITION