Former Sheriff Larry Lynch, the voice of Sanity in McLennan CountyS ONE_ARMED_ANNIE[1] You knew Harry had an old Davidian story up his sleeve. BEFORE the Davidian Stand off, there was another one, 'SHOOTOUT AT ELM MOTT', this is a very loosely based story on that event. Some names have been changed, some have not. … Continue reading BEFORE THE DAVIDIAN STANDOFF, SHOOTOUT AT ELM MOTT
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CAN’T ANYONE IN THIS COUNTY RECOGNIZE THE SMELL OF PORK?
     Moody man sends "explicit photo" to undercover cop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjq4wYuwgxs Jimmy Lee Smith, another lonely heart looking for love in all the wrong places, chats up what he thinks is a very young girl, instead he gets himself a date with a big ole copper. Looks like Jimmie Lee, in an … Continue reading CAN’T ANYONE IN THIS COUNTY RECOGNIZE THE SMELL OF PORK?
ABEL REYNA UNSTABLE, ACTING OUT
A plea for help from another trapped county employee anonymously, this time to:  GRITS FOR BREAKFAST COMMENT MARCH 8TH. Anonymous Anonymous said... Reyna is angry, depressed, and moping around the office amid fears that Johnson will uncover unlawful actions which may leave him vulnerable to civil lawsuits once he leaves office. His paranoia is … Continue reading ABEL REYNA UNSTABLE, ACTING OUT
SHERRE JOHNSTON: NEED MORE?
Put it in writing and fear no man, don't put it in writing and fear no woman
ABEL REYNA DAY AT THE PICKUP
Who needs words?
A SPECIAL THANKS TO JOHN CARROLL
Please pass the Kleenex, Abel The interview with Abel Reyna last night by KWTX anchor, John Carroll was the highlight of my evening when Abel looked like HE was going to have to console poor John Carroll. John launched into how they'd been buddies for years and became so overwhelmed at Abel's loss … Continue reading A SPECIAL THANKS TO JOHN CARROLL
SANDRA LYNCH SMILING GODDESS
17 DAYS IN JAIL MADE A WOMAN STRONGER For the bitches out there who can't even seem to make weekends in jail, let me present to you Sandra Lynch. Innocent woman who spent 17 days in jail thanks to the ego of one man, Disabeled Reyna. This woman knows how to party too, Harry stuck … Continue reading SANDRA LYNCH SMILING GODDESS
HARRY STORM: THE WOMAN BEHIND THE MAN
"Hey, Abel, I voted............" Abel Reyna put Harry's son in jail.  Yep, sure did. Cops wouldn't take the case but Abel sure did. Threatened "five years in prison",  well, Harry sure as shit didn't have a son to see him in prison for five years. Oh, hell no. When pushed, Mr. Five Years … Continue reading HARRY STORM: THE WOMAN BEHIND THE MAN
JOCELYN ELDERS: WACO NEEDS YOU
Jocelyn Elders, who put masturbation in its place in 2004 and promptly got her ass fired, is now available to speak at seminars and meetings. It seems our menfolk have just gotten too lazy. Perhaps the Rotary Club, CLEAT, or the Junior League could bring Jocelyn here and teach our obviously lazy men a thing … Continue reading JOCELYN ELDERS: WACO NEEDS YOU
ANOTHER GATESVILLE WOMEN’S PRISON SUCCESS STORY: CLARA HARRIS
She bleached her pubes for her man This has been a rocky year for Love. Love has been sent to the DPS via funny phone just to mess with some folks, Love has been found most recently at the part time rehab center downtown in Castle Heights which has turned into a hand job parlor … Continue reading ANOTHER GATESVILLE WOMEN’S PRISON SUCCESS STORY: CLARA HARRIS