You can't make this up meets everyone here is related by fking Fact: Sheriff Parnell McNamara has a cousin who works for him, David Johnson. David is the son of former County Clerk, Joe Johnson. David Johnson is the … Continue reading LORENA MASONIC LODGE HONORS DUMBASS DESPITE INVESTIGATION
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STILL MAD? HARRY IS TOO!
Harry doesn't ask for much, usually just forgiveness for being wrong, dead wrong, or trailing off on medication. This time, Harry's asking, sign this petition and let's just f*ck with these assh*les. Especially those of you with drug or drinking problems, an ankle monitor, or warrants. You can't go anywhere anyway, please sign the … Continue reading STILL MAD? HARRY IS TOO!
SEXUAL COERCION $17,250, NIGHT WITH STRIPPER? PRICELESS
Just yesterday, the News announced that hospitals now have to inform the public of the cost of their services and goods. Still fascinated by the $400 fine for Jacob Anderson in the Baylor Plea Deal, today we learn that some poor bastard named "Duhhhzinski" has the equal four years probation as Anderson but unlike … Continue reading SEXUAL COERCION $17,250, NIGHT WITH STRIPPER? PRICELESS
IS HARRY GOING TO HELL?
Does God have a strange sense of humor? Is there a Cosmos? Is there fate? Bad luck? Or just another day at "Stupid?" For some unknown but wonderful reason Judge Ralph Strother sat in a wonderful spot behind Harry at the swearing in of Barry Johnson at the Baylor Law School. You decide. Harry … Continue reading IS HARRY GOING TO HELL?
SAINTLY JUDGE RALPH STROTHER BLESSES YOUR DUMBASS: THE HYPOCRITE HOTLINE (254) 757-5081
"When you call the office of the poor, long suffering, arm of god above, Judge Ralph Strother, his office staff (who must be on valium and booze) will end the conversation by telling you in a bored, much holier than thoudumbass voice, "Have a blessed day." The almighty RalphStrothergod of 19th. Court … Continue reading SAINTLY JUDGE RALPH STROTHER BLESSES YOUR DUMBASS: THE HYPOCRITE HOTLINE (254) 757-5081
WOMAN OF THE YEAR 2018: ZANG
你不能把这些东西搞定 Mandarin for "You can't make this sh#t up" Consider this the CONDENSED history of Zang and the problem she caused with those damned cameras in the clocks, backup sites available at the end. Like "Helen of Troy", Chun Yung Zang's story really gets started during a rescue when it is … Continue reading WOMAN OF THE YEAR 2018: ZANG
“RESIGN RALPH” HITS 60,658
THERE IS NO CORRUPTION AT THE COURTHOUSE THERE IS NO "Good ole Boys" NETWORK OF BAYLOR GRADUATES … Continue reading “RESIGN RALPH” HITS 60,658
WILL HUTSON: CROOK OF THE YEAR
SURPRISED? NEVER trust a man under 5'8. Will Hutson had every chance to "make it right." He didn't. He had a client who went to him and told him that he (the client) had received a call for a bribe. The caller asked for $15K to "make … Continue reading WILL HUTSON: CROOK OF THE YEAR
“VENERABLE STROTHER HATS” IN LORENA AND ONLINE
"Merry Christmas to Willow, you inspired me with that stupid hat " As you may or may not know, some members of the Texas Legislature and some Republicans are demanding that "Impeach Strother" is on the legislative agenda. Shocked friends of his are fighting back against his mistreatment and the obvious misunderstanding of "rape" … Continue reading “VENERABLE STROTHER HATS” IN LORENA AND ONLINE
ZANG: WHO GIVE GRANDPA MONEY?
Rub and Tub highlights from last year