MAN RAPES SLEEPING WOMAN

                Obviously,  he thought they were married        http://www.wacotrib.com/news/police/affidavit-mcgregor-man-accused-of-raping-sleeping-woman/article_3dc66b5a-46be-5b99-b2cb-ecfda8bbc84d.html MCGREGOR,  TEXAS A 60-year-old man was arrested Wednesday, accused of raping a sleeping woman March 3 in his McGregor home, an arrest affidavit states. Victor Aviles was arrested after the woman went to a local business in … Continue reading MAN RAPES SLEEPING WOMAN

CAN’T ANYONE IN THIS COUNTY RECOGNIZE THE SMELL OF PORK?

         Moody man sends "explicit photo" to undercover cop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjq4wYuwgxs   Jimmy Lee Smith,  another lonely heart looking for love in all the wrong places,  chats up what he thinks is a very young girl, instead he gets himself a date with a big ole copper.  Looks like Jimmie Lee,  in an … Continue reading CAN’T ANYONE IN THIS COUNTY RECOGNIZE THE SMELL OF PORK?

JOCELYN ELDERS: WACO NEEDS YOU

Jocelyn Elders, who put masturbation in its place in 2004 and promptly got her ass fired,  is now available to speak at seminars and meetings.  It seems our menfolk have just gotten too lazy.  Perhaps the Rotary Club, CLEAT, or the Junior League could bring Jocelyn here and teach our obviously lazy men a thing … Continue reading JOCELYN ELDERS: WACO NEEDS YOU

POOR BASTARD OF THE WEEK: WACO POLICE OFFICER Willy Lopez

                    SEXTING WITH THE S.O   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_ykpby0yag   After sexting with undercover officers at the Sheriff's Department,  looks like poor Officer Willy was so turned on he bought a hooker and recorded his sexual experience on a burner phone. Our elected officials have spent money like … Continue reading POOR BASTARD OF THE WEEK: WACO POLICE OFFICER Willy Lopez

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HAND JOB AVERSION THERAPY BEGINS AT LOCAL CHURCHES AHEAD OF RELEASE OF NAMES AT RUB AND TUG

  "Bring a covered dish" It seems that along with several items seized from the local raid at the Rub and Tug over on Washington there were sheets and a "noticeable absence of washing machines",  seems lab techs have been heard to say,   "Hell, there's more DNA on these sheets than in the entire … Continue reading FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HAND JOB AVERSION THERAPY BEGINS AT LOCAL CHURCHES AHEAD OF RELEASE OF NAMES AT RUB AND TUG