ZANG PUTS MISSIONARY IN POSITION

ANOTHER FINE RESPECTABLE CHRISTIAN MAN SUCCUMBS TO THE CHARMS OF UNDERAGE GIRLS AT LOCAL JACK OFF JOINT  OWNED BY THE MISTRESS ZANG   Timothy Comer,  a Christian publisher who was identified from a video tape seized at a Jerk Joint by Sheriff's deputies a few months ago has expressed that he is "sorrowful and repentant for what … Continue reading ZANG PUTS MISSIONARY IN POSITION

MALL OPENS JAPANESE SEX TOY AND MASTURBATION KIOSK AT RICHLAND MALL

     Okay,  calm down all you old VFW guys,  the Japs really didn't do this,  it's a joke If you have not read about the new sexual disinterest of the Japanese male,  google it,  seems they just want to stay home and play with dolls and mushy Peluches for all you Hot Latinos out … Continue reading MALL OPENS JAPANESE SEX TOY AND MASTURBATION KIOSK AT RICHLAND MALL

MAN RAPES SLEEPING WOMAN

                Obviously,  he thought they were married        http://www.wacotrib.com/news/police/affidavit-mcgregor-man-accused-of-raping-sleeping-woman/article_3dc66b5a-46be-5b99-b2cb-ecfda8bbc84d.html MCGREGOR,  TEXAS A 60-year-old man was arrested Wednesday, accused of raping a sleeping woman March 3 in his McGregor home, an arrest affidavit states. Victor Aviles was arrested after the woman went to a local business in … Continue reading MAN RAPES SLEEPING WOMAN

CAN’T ANYONE IN THIS COUNTY RECOGNIZE THE SMELL OF PORK?

         Moody man sends "explicit photo" to undercover cop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjq4wYuwgxs   Jimmy Lee Smith,  another lonely heart looking for love in all the wrong places,  chats up what he thinks is a very young girl, instead he gets himself a date with a big ole copper.  Looks like Jimmie Lee,  in an … Continue reading CAN’T ANYONE IN THIS COUNTY RECOGNIZE THE SMELL OF PORK?

POOR BASTARD OF THE WEEK: WACO POLICE OFFICER Willy Lopez

                    SEXTING WITH THE S.O   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_ykpby0yag   After sexting with undercover officers at the Sheriff's Department,  looks like poor Officer Willy was so turned on he bought a hooker and recorded his sexual experience on a burner phone. Our elected officials have spent money like … Continue reading POOR BASTARD OF THE WEEK: WACO POLICE OFFICER Willy Lopez

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HAND JOB AVERSION THERAPY BEGINS AT LOCAL CHURCHES AHEAD OF RELEASE OF NAMES AT RUB AND TUG

  "Bring a covered dish" It seems that along with several items seized from the local raid at the Rub and Tug over on Washington there were sheets and a "noticeable absence of washing machines",  seems lab techs have been heard to say,   "Hell, there's more DNA on these sheets than in the entire … Continue reading FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HAND JOB AVERSION THERAPY BEGINS AT LOCAL CHURCHES AHEAD OF RELEASE OF NAMES AT RUB AND TUG