"I told you not to give him cash" 67 Year old Michael Kelley of Marlin had a little extra $ in October or November, and decided to visit ZANG at the Rub and Tug on Franklin around Thanksgiving instead of just heading to HEB for the Turkey/Ham giveaway. THAT detour has gotten him a picture … Continue reading ZANG: WHO GIVE GRANDPA MONEY?
Category: Happy Ending
MEAT MANIA HITS DOWNTOWN MART
Ladies, if your package of 99% fat free ground chuck has a cylindrical shaped imprint pressed into it, and your husband says it's a new recipe, think again. Well, idiot Isaac Milton of Mart got caught stealing packages of steak and ground meat, he had stuffed them down his pants and this did not … Continue reading MEAT MANIA HITS DOWNTOWN MART
ZANG TAKES TOLL ON BARBECUE JOINTS
From Uncle Dan's Pulled Pork Mobile, to Coach's Barbecue, to the Big O over at George's in Hewitt, ZANG, is taking a bigger toll on food service here than a case of Salmonella. It seems getting a massage then what is loosely called a "Happy Ending" is putting a crimp on the local restaurant scene. … Continue reading ZANG TAKES TOLL ON BARBECUE JOINTS
BREAST BITING CROTCH GRABBERS
What the hell? You're here from China, you're sixteen, you think, aaaah, Texas, SIX FLAGS, home cooking, the zoo. Wrong. Instead you get fondled by a creepy Terry Staton from Lorena, Texas, then have your breast munched on by yet a creepy poser from Lott, a former teacher to be exact. … Continue reading BREAST BITING CROTCH GRABBERS
ZANG PUTS MISSIONARY IN POSITION
ANOTHER FINE RESPECTABLE CHRISTIAN MAN SUCCUMBS TO THE CHARMS OF UNDERAGE GIRLS AT LOCAL JACK OFF JOINT OWNED BY THE MISTRESS ZANG Timothy Comer, a Christian publisher who was identified from a video tape seized at a Jerk Joint by Sheriff's deputies a few months ago has expressed that he is "sorrowful and repentant for what … Continue reading ZANG PUTS MISSIONARY IN POSITION
MAN RAPES SLEEPING WOMAN
Obviously, he thought they were married http://www.wacotrib.com/news/police/affidavit-mcgregor-man-accused-of-raping-sleeping-woman/article_3dc66b5a-46be-5b99-b2cb-ecfda8bbc84d.html MCGREGOR, TEXAS A 60-year-old man was arrested Wednesday, accused of raping a sleeping woman March 3 in his McGregor home, an arrest affidavit states. Victor Aviles was arrested after the woman went to a local business in … Continue reading MAN RAPES SLEEPING WOMAN
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HAND JOB AVERSION THERAPY BEGINS AT LOCAL CHURCHES AHEAD OF RELEASE OF NAMES AT RUB AND TUG
"Bring a covered dish" It seems that along with several items seized from the local raid at the Rub and Tug over on Washington there were sheets and a "noticeable absence of washing machines", seems lab techs have been heard to say, "Hell, there's more DNA on these sheets than in the entire … Continue reading FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HAND JOB AVERSION THERAPY BEGINS AT LOCAL CHURCHES AHEAD OF RELEASE OF NAMES AT RUB AND TUG