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UNCLE EARLY’S MASSAGE PARLOR PARKING LOT REPORT

He says it's the first but not the last. Recently, a staunch Harry reader and Veteran, began to wonder about what was going on in his neighborhood. You can see him cruising around in his big beige old man Lincoln that probably only has 6,000 miles on it. Uncle Early is concerned that the activity … Continue reading UNCLE EARLY’S MASSAGE PARLOR PARKING LOT REPORT

ZANG: WHO GIVE GRANDPA MONEY?

"I told you not to give him cash" 67 Year old Michael Kelley of Marlin had a little extra $ in October or November,  and decided to visit ZANG at the Rub and Tug on Franklin around Thanksgiving instead of just heading to HEB for the Turkey/Ham giveaway.  THAT detour has gotten him a picture … Continue reading ZANG: WHO GIVE GRANDPA MONEY?

ZANG TAKES TOLL ON BARBECUE JOINTS

From Uncle Dan's Pulled Pork Mobile,  to Coach's Barbecue,  to the Big O over at George's in Hewitt,  ZANG,  is taking a bigger toll on food service here than a case of Salmonella. It seems getting a massage then what is loosely called a "Happy Ending" is putting a crimp on the local restaurant scene.  … Continue reading ZANG TAKES TOLL ON BARBECUE JOINTS

BREAST BITING CROTCH GRABBERS

        What the hell? You're here from China,  you're sixteen,  you think,  aaaah,  Texas,  SIX FLAGS,  home cooking, the zoo.  Wrong.  Instead you get fondled by a creepy Terry Staton from Lorena, Texas,  then have your breast munched on by yet a creepy poser from Lott,  a former teacher to be exact. … Continue reading BREAST BITING CROTCH GRABBERS