A BIG FU FROM JUDGE DIPSHIT WALDRIP

You want more timely infractions, old man, you mention the 2024 election cycle? No problema, we will hit you with everything we’ve got. More timely infractions for Par, Tetens, and King Felton, see you soon, then how will you save them?

This is Judge Waldrip and Wheels the BIG DOG.

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This is Judge Waldrip, hmmm, reminds me of Blaze Face McGlasson.

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The law that was supposed to save us from Croneyism and the Good Old Boys just failed.

This Judge appointed HIMSELF.

Parnell did it, everyone knows it. Tetens, helped and did his own b.s. and this is what we get?

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This is BIG Dib Waldrip, we thought he was tough and fair, obviously without a dick, Waldick came to Waco, appointed himself, threw everything out knowing PAR DID IT, TETENS DID IT, FELTON DID IT, and ran back to Hayes County to the dunking booth at the fair.

WOW, you appointed yourself. Hmmm.

Hello Judicial Qualifications and Ethics Complaints old boy, hope you like wearing a diaper in the Austin traffic, ask Judge Meyer, ask Judge Shafer how that went. Awww, nothing will happen to you, obviously it’s a circle jerk, but you will not like it.

When you plug in HB2715 and the Dismissals……….We’re coming for you, Waldrip, you’ve been identified as just another suck up.

There is a real argument against the assignment. HB 2715 says the regional presiding judge “shall assign a district court judge” from a district outside the filing county. Waldrip is both the regional presiding judge and the judge of the 433rd District Court in Comal County. The outside-county requirement appears satisfied, but the statute does not expressly say whether the presiding judge may choose himself. I cannot honestly tell you that self-assignment is plainly forbidden by its text. That is a question worth raising and getting a ruling on.

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Official court document from the State of Texas outlining an order of assignment by Presiding Judge Dib Waldrip for a case in the 414th Judicial District Court.
Legal notice document from McLennan County Courthouse regarding the case Bernadette Feazell vs. Parnell McNamara, detailing an order of dismissal, with dates signed, filed, and mailed.