Mon, Sep 28 at 12:57 PM Well, butter my biscuit and alert the Texas Rangers — apparently McLennan County has finally found itself a one-man accountability department. While everybody else was home minding their business, Uncle Early allegedly slipped into the 500 block of Sanger under cover of darkness, alone, armed with nothing but curiosity, … Continue reading READERS COMMEND EARLY FOR LATE NIGHT CLOSURE
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UNCLE EARLY SHUTS DOWN TRUTH ON THE AVENUE GETS KEY TO THE CITY
One man, under cover of darkness, so brave, he enters the 5000 block of Sanger, alone. He pretends to be interested in FK MY X NIGHT and gets the lay of the land. Uncle Early knows fire prevention and when he estimated the half naked grinding body count, he lurched into action. The Fire Marshall's … Continue reading UNCLE EARLY SHUTS DOWN TRUTH ON THE AVENUE GETS KEY TO THE CITY
UNCLE EARLY’S REPORT FROM TRUTH ON THE AVENUE
Uncle Early is no stranger to THE CRYING SHAME, got a DUI back in 1984 over on Sanger. He had left bar after having a few when they laid the second Mrs. Early's to rest.Vic Feazell gave him a desk drawer probation after Early swore to get some counselling. Early plays dominos near there with … Continue reading UNCLE EARLY’S REPORT FROM TRUTH ON THE AVENUE
UNCLE EARLY’S PARKING LOT REPORT AND CAR ACCIDENT
Uh oh, oh, well, at least now he can get a nondescript loaner.
UNCLE EARLY’S BFF, “SHELL SHOCK DOUG” FINDS CHAT GPT
Doug thinks Early's not doing enough. Thinks Early should get out at night and take pictures. Doug also thinks they should switch cars. The only two businesses open in Woodway Center after 6:00 PM are the Subway Sammich Shop and the Total 7 "Massage Parlor" (an antiquated term for an establishment usually associated with providing … Continue reading UNCLE EARLY’S BFF, “SHELL SHOCK DOUG” FINDS CHAT GPT
UNCLE EARLY VFW READERS ARE LOVIN’ HIM READER RANT RIGHT HERE
One cataract down, one to go, Uncle Early knows when NOT TO DRIVE, unlike a lot of folks here. Uber Jesus and Uncle Early driving back from Waco Opthamology, checking out the scene gettin' Shipley's to go. Reader Rant below. New comment on your post "UNCLE EARLY'S MASSAGE PARLOR PARKING LOT REPORT" Comment: Look! They … Continue reading UNCLE EARLY VFW READERS ARE LOVIN’ HIM READER RANT RIGHT HERE