Doug thinks Early’s not doing enough. Thinks Early should get out at night and take pictures. Doug also thinks they should switch cars.
The only two businesses open in Woodway Center after 6:00 PM are the Subway Sammich Shop and the Total 7 “Massage Parlor” (an antiquated term for an establishment usually associated with providing “stress relief” to haggard, overworked males.)
Since these two businesses are located at the opposite side of the shopping center, it begs the question as to why a majority of the vehicles are located closer to Total 7 than Subway? Can there really be that many individuals in need of “stress relief”, rather than chowing down on a footlong Meatball Pepperoni sub?
Total 7 does advertise a “couples room”, so maybe it’s just the new-age substitute for the old bar scene where member of the opposite sex can meet and “socialize” after a hard day at their jobs. That’s the only explanation for the full parking lot at Total 7 that this casual observer can come up with.
Of course, with adjacent businesses like Shipley Do-Nuts (just how do they really make those do-nut holes and load their creme and jelly filled pastries?) and Kum-On (whatever in the hell they do there!!!), one’s imagination could justifiably wander and be led to imagine a less savory explanation for all the vehicular traffic around Total 7. Not that Wacko Waco has ever had massage business that have turned out to be more (or less) than they initially appear.
Inquiring minds want to know. PLEASE provide us an answer, Harry…
