Uncle Early is no stranger to THE CRYING SHAME, got a DUI back in 1984 over on Sanger. He had left bar after having a few when they laid the second Mrs. Early’s to rest.Vic Feazell gave him a desk drawer probation after Early swore to get some counselling. Early plays dominos near there with some of his buds over at The Dulaney and when he heard that there were hedonistic goings on he decided to go under cover and find out exactly what Fk My X Night was all about.
Uncle Early asking about Fk My X night. The grandkids told him he wasn’t going to blend in but he wouldn’t listen. He has a three a.m. bathroom break and slept in his clothes so he could go out to the after hours club and check it out.
Uncle Early loves Al Green, that horn section in LOVE AND HAPPINESS, and TAKE ME TO THE RIVER, well, they rock Uncle Early and he was pretty sure he saw Al Green wave at him from an Uber with Jesus.
Uncle Early Saturday night at midnight on his way to find out what a honeycomb is.
As always, the only answer or suggestion to the mayhem on Sanger is, yeah, Uber. Jeezus.
