During Riot Control training, sure enough, Dorsey passed out.
Statewide Law Enforcement calls Police Chief, Michael Dorsey, of Bruceville-Eddy, FAINTNG GOAT Dorsey, behind his back and his oddly timed OUTS are legendary, take the time Dorsey and Mike Miller were at an altercation in McGregor at a Club where Miller got “into it” with some drunk guy. Where was Dorsey? According to onlookers, hell, he fainted dead away, about the time Miller got the guy cuffed.
Dorsey is a tall, skinny guy, and if there’s anything tall skinny people look totally stupid doing, it’s falling.
Plus, Dorsey is a suck up and as you might sense, I’m just getting started on him, have I got a story of STUPID, SUCK UP, and incompetence to tell you about in Bruceville.
Get ready Dorsey, now you have a reason to faint,
Harry’s comin’
