Legendary Fainting Goat Dorsey and a few other officers answer a call to a wreck, the driver had gone through the windshield like a projectile and was lying face down more than a few feet away and had been dead for more than a day or so.
Fainting Goat Dorsey stayed far away and had the plates on the truck run as there was no wallet or identification on the body. Dorsey thought for sure he knew the guy when the truck came back as someone Dorsey thought he knew so why bother turning the guy over. Right?
Dorsey has the dead guy’s family contacted about the death. Guess what, uh oh, wrong guy.
Seems the truck was registered to someone Dorsey knew but a guy Dorsey didn’t know and didn’t want rolled over (causing him to faint again), was driving it.
Let’s celebrate incompetence and lower the bar.
Needless to say, the troops weren’t happy, but, it’s law enforcement so being forced to kiss the ass of the incompetent and down right SQUEAMISH and SCARED is required.
Fainting Goat Dorsey, what a guy
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