This weekend was busy, but Parcody Blossman and Our Sheriff for Life took time out to drink orange juice at Westfest while chatting up a Justice of the Peace AND Probationer all at once, ’cause Par and Cody just might need another JP in their pocket if the McNamaras and McInlaws don’t stop dying with unsanctioned womenfolk around the county.
Watch out Pareya, Par rocks and rolls and goes through FAVORITES just like they were women, ask Chris Eubank, Scaramucci, well they popped nine men without him, Kilcrease ran like a frightened child, on and on.
Par’s out with the old in with the new campaign. Par was also replacing Char, who was in “time out” for the usual wandering up and making trouble.
It’s just September, folks, after his lukewarm reception at GOODFELLAHS CHRISTMAS IN JULY, and now having Char drag him away, well, no telling who’s gonna wind up in jail by February.
Par gets home number and pinky swear from JP Probationer in return for a Shetland pony for the kids when another one wanders up.
Parnell hands out 2 PARNELL’S POSSE AND PASSES while Cody tells Char she’s not in time out any longer.
Disclaimer: This is satire and comedy, it’s the way the Romans picked on their Senators when they got too big for their togas. I am writing this for the butt hurt and the rest of us who are laughing our asses off at the charade.