Parnell’s been messing with you, this running for sheriff over and over again ad nauseum, BULLSHIT!
What we know.
If you google Parnell McNamara, actor, you get OUR SHERIFF FOR LIFE looking for work. This is new.
What we suspect.
We suspect Par got a little $$sumthin and maybe, just maybe hired an agent that got him on GOOGLE as an actor, and endeavored to get Par and Char on YELLOWSTONE. You have to have an “agent”, and you have to pay them. THEN. KWTX, who are further up Parnell’s butt than the Eubanks, runs a teaser about a YELLOWSTONE van and Cousin Par, now Uncle Par, we didn’t know Mike Mc Had another kid, did you? Anyway, after some terrible person sent Taylor Sheridan the Char crossing the Border to whip young innocent Haitians, and Par singing “Play that Funky Music WHITE BOY”, that sort of got ruined.
What we know.
We know that if you profit from your name, then you have to resign.
Ohmygawd, NOOOooo, we don’t have Parnell for life? Well, we do because no one wants a racist who is too stupid to know that Play that Funky Music White Boy is the number 1 racist song if you google, racist songs. We did.
Parnell is ready to go to Hollywood with Char but we think he’s just going to be going Downtown by the River where we feel sure the Texas Rangers Public Integrity Division has a banquet room that’s not going to be for available to rent for a few weeks or months.
Now Par’s got Rangers in his pocket, got a Ranger’s wife working for him, another insurance policy installed inside the office BUT that isn’t going to work this time.
Parnell McNamara, actor, hope the Rangers keep that in mind when the question your dumb, dumb ass.
Party on Parnell, you might beat the rap but you will take the ride.
So…….which part’s the act?