HEY! SOUTHGATE AND MEMORIAL DRIVE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS SUCKING MONEY FROM THE POOR VA PATIENTS WANDERING BY AND OTHER UNFORTUNATES. GAME ROOMS ARE NOW THE PERVUE OF THE COUNTY AND THE SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT.
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THIS IS YOUR SHERIFF. HE IS IN QUARANTINING IN PLACE IN HIS NEW TRAILER TO GO WITH THE NEW TRUCK.
I GUESS THE OTHER DEPUTIES ARE TOO BUSY AT THE LOCAL HEB DRAGGING OUT THE CHRISTIAN STEPFORD WIVES FRITZING OUT LIKE FAITH HILL’S CHARACTER IN STEPFORD WIVES 2, WHICH I HAVE NOW WATCHED NINE TIMES SINCE THE VIRUS.
I am thinking, hmmm, what would John Faulkner do? Many of you remember John, many don’t. The man was brilliant, and handsome. Small problem he was totally bipolar and when the summer months hit, much like the virus, John just went crazy.
One thing John did that I am remembering in these times of need is when he would invite the yard man in on a hot day for a treat of vanilla BLUE BELL ice cream upon which he would pour NYQUIL. When Nyquil was the real deal.
I don’t care what you do. You won.
CLOSE THE GAWDDAMNED EIGHT LINERS, WOMEN ALL OVER TOWN WHO READ THIS BLOG AND KNOW I HATE EIGHT LINERS IS CALLING ME.
YOU KNOW IT’S WRONG CLOSE THE EIGHT LINERS NOW.