THERE’S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN

               WOMAN, MAN, OR TIMOTHY OLYPHANT

Hello, my name is _________________________________, I promise to treat everyone equally, file cases even if it’s against my own sometimes ignorant family, NOT hire my family members, and do the best I can while answering to you, the public.  I promise to be accountable to the press and to each and every one of you.  I also promise you I will always tell the truth.

Is that so gawddamned difficult?  Come on.

Harry