Do not get all crazy,  it’s a spoof             

                          ZANG  

Local patrons of the Tui Na House,  massage parlor,  on Washington are terrified of Zang’s return and wondering how much film she has brought with her now that she has bonded out again.  However,  thanks to never before unedited film footage,   some shape changing bankers,  a local restauranteur,  and recently counselled by an unemployed preacher specializing in sex trafficking,  Zang has come back with a new very AMERICAN venture.

           BEGINNING THIS THURSDAY

    Karaokee Night of at the RUB AND TUG

           “Western Night” at the Rub and Tub featuring the music of URBAN COWBOY.

The  new version of “Looking for Love in All the WRONG PLACES”  written by Harry and a few like minded friends is below.  We invite you to sing along.   Hit the Karaokee version and sing the Waco version,  we double dog dare you.