Parnell left his pet shit eating raccoon, “Snickers” in charge while he flew off to Switzerland with Bon Bon.
Don’t you love it how “Snickers” Burson always has the look of a raccoon that just ate cat shit on his face?
After spending months busy playing “watch me, watch me” burning up the clutch in his antique Chevy at Kim’s, Par decided he needed to spend money and go to Switzerland with Bon Bon. He finally got her off the phone plotting with Becky and out of bed to go on yet another jaunt since he doesn’t work, ever now.
He left Jake Burson the BIG RANGER in charge and yesterday we have a few of his most staunch supporters shocked, dismayed, and almost killed in front of at least FIVE deputies.
Maybe the deputies were just too scared of the woman, I don’t know.
Good job Jake, don’t worry, the Commissioners are too chicken shit to care.
Snickers Burson, “The degenerate offspring of an illustrious sire”.
While Bambi posts “ra ra” bullshit on FACEBOOK taking us back to the Glory Days of MCSO (none of them were during Parnell), for over 100K a year to try to make MCSO look great again.
Omgawd.
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