HARRY SPECIAL REPORT

Harry is in the Highway 6 jail!!

This is me, showing off my new haircut, laughing at the fools at the Courthouse. Join me.

You know I’m messing with you, BUT, Harry just has the best story ever. Ready?

I’m Mad Too, Harry has been banned at the jail since it started. I had no idea, hell, I don’t know how much gasoline is much less that they have tablets now at the jail. I’m from the old school where you had to sit and wait in the waiting room with other women and then see them go completely crazy chewing out their sons, husbands, daughters, and menfolk over at the Highway 6 jail behind glass.

Now they have Tablets, but, they cannot read I’m Mad too Harry. When asked why, one inmate found out that I’m Mad Too, Harry was classified as “pornography” by McLennan County and forbidden.

PORNOGRAPHY

Harry is soo excited. Four Cease and Desist Letters, one actual lawsuit, and now Pornography. I told Marcee I was rethinking not having an Obituary.

That is just how cool I think this is.

Harry loves to teach others how to fill out the forms. If you don’t fill out the Complaint form on whatever government entity has for Complaints, you won’t get anywhere. Trust me.

A Harry reader and friend, in the Hwy. 6 jail, after finding out that Harry was banned decided to try that rule on. He sent in a Complaint and guess what, yep, I’m Mad Too Harry is now in the jail and it’s a win for FREE SPEECH.

What idiots.

SO.

Harry will now be doing a new series. A series called STORIES FROM THE HWY. 6.

This post is for my friends in the jail.

Write your stories, take your time and keep in minds things like your timeline, where did this start, the alleged crime, of course your side of the story. Please let us know how long you’ve been in the jail, some people have hit 5 or 6 years, and that’s ridiculous. Tell us about your lawyer, what the Hwy 6 is like and if you’d like we can do an ongoing story on your case.

INMATES AT THE HWY 6 DESERVE A VOICE AND NOW HARRY HAS GIVEN THEM ONE.

Here are a few rules we must have because Harry cannot see the handwriting in pencil that you have to write with, nope, blind as a bat on seeing those so we have to figure out another way.

Send your stories first to your significant other, friend, or partner on the outside and have them write it out on computer so I can read it and put it up on the blog.

If you wish to post anonymously, that’s fine too, Harry sundowns and won’t know anyone by six thirty so you’re safe, just let me know.

Tell your stories, take your time, give us YOUR anger, your injustice, your pain, the food, whatever you want, it’s your turn.

PORNOGRAPHY

As cool as I think this is at my age, I am also pissed, who the hell do they think they are? Pornography when they’re having affairs, bj’s in the parking lot, and more drama than the second season of DALLAS.

After you finish your story, please go to the COMMENTS on the blog and upload them, they will get to me within seconds and you will be heard.

Take your time, have the other inmates work on theirs too, this is your chance, no one will stand in your way. You got a side, let’s hear it.

As for Parnell, a man who enjoyed sticking firecrackers up cow’s asses, a big F.U on the pornography, how truly stupid are you people?

The upshot of Harry being in the jail is that the entire inmate population is now said to be calling a certain Judge, ‘SEX PEST WEST’ , and those who have had to endure his bad marriage playing out on the bench are thrilled.

I have to tell you, I must need hormones, the entire phone call from the jail made ole Harry sappy as hell, a real Hallmark moment.

Join Harry in celebrating Free Speech and the idiots at the Courthouse losing yet another minor battle with a mean old lady blogging as an alcoholic man with a hat named Harry.

We will not stop.

YOU will.

Tick Tock.

H