Old, sickly, recently ran out of gas in his vanity classic car, was found at the side of the road, confused, out of gas, sweating.
This is Par and his “recapture the past mobile”, you know someone gave it to him, he doesn’t have to buy anything, breakfast, lunch, dinner, all free.
If you see this man at the side of the road on the China Springs Rd call the MCSO, they’re bound to be used to it by now. They’ll go get him, take him home and pretend it’s all good because they’re the BROTHERHOOD, which is thicker than water or a night of unbridled cocaine use, which also bonds Waco men, a lot in law enforcement together. Hello. Yes, I know.
EVERYONE knows he got a deputy to work at his place. EVERYONE knows he did it. He even LOOKS guilty, he NEVER GOES TO WORK, ever. He’s too depressed. He stays home every, single day “recapturing the past” playing with his antique cars, hiding from Char who is fat again and totally depressed as hell because she knows she caused most of his trouble.
Hell, he’s just a show pony, Char? Well, Char is plain evil and thinks she’s the boss. Well, actually me too. I think she’s the boss.
She certainly didn’t help things by getting a deputy to be her “boy” doing yard work. Lord knows her fragile ego and jealousy of the beautiful Linda drove her to want the removal of the old McNamara place to be on warp speed.
Char put up crime scene tape to keep Parnell’s daughter Mandy OUT and OFF the property. She was trying to tear it down and burn it. The fire department finally told them they couldn’t, duhhh, which, we all are sure was a big blow to Miss Thang here with the crime scene tape and Parnell’s testicles in her hand. Remember, poor Mandy tried to save a cat with kittens from the Wicked Stepmother. Poor thang. Bless her heart.
Notice Par is impervious to the reality of how bad this photo is as he poses with his legs apart like it’s another cover for TEXAS MONTHLY where he can stand and have the wind blow through his legs where nothing is left but cobwebs and Cody’s mouth.
See her face? She has no idea why anyone would stop her. She’s a rare thing, a female Narcissist.
They both have such ego problems that they want Cody Blossman, the guy who helped Par moved brother Mike’s body, as the new Sheriff.
Tell them “NO”, no King Par and no King Cody.
Parnell was always the “pretty boy”, the degenerate offspring of an illustrious sire for sure.
He was too HOT, too hot to trot, too pampered, had everything, skiied in Aspen, Switzerland every year, married the prettiest woman (once), had everything. Baylor grad, Horses, big house, the entire thing.
He had it all AND he had Mike. Mike was his accountability partner. Mike McNamara was more than a brother, Mike was pretty much “all that” except for the womanizing and dying in a motel with the Assistant Fire Chief’s wife.
Without Mike, Par was alone and full on able to do anything he wanted without anyone telling him about the consequences, or standing up to him, because Mike DID stand up to Par. Mainly over Char but, yeah, Mike was not an ass kisser.
Par was happy getting more sex than anyone else, keeping many, many, secrets, Taurus Club, gamblers, hell, he’d sell out cheap, don’t ever think $1,000 cash in a tip jar at some terrible chicken dinner with honey brussels sprouts (enough already). Par was a sweetheart to his friends, one year he “saved” a bunch of Brittany Spaniels and then, after defying having them neutered, he gave them out to his buddies. There are pictures. Yeah, if you’re Par’s buddy or daughter, a horse, or shetland may just wander up.
(This actually may be the entire crux of my anger, being poor I could only DRAW a fkn horse on the back of a box or wrapper, these entitled ass%KSIE have them wander up)
Par also has no sense of humor. He cannot be satisfied being loved by ONE PERSON, no, he’s a Narcissist and loves nothing more than being surrounded by adoring fans. Ask Linda. Par is not an investigator, after all, he had no idea his first wife was an alcoholic. (right?) Parnell is just a has been 14 year old boy with some cherry bombs, a pickup truck and some other idiots with him to blow up cow’s asses, JEEEZUSCHRIST if I have to hear another story about that or some flying under a bridge bull I will cry.
No matter what, he’s also staying home because he’s figured out that his “buddies” are all smiling at him and the message is, “There, there, old man”, because THEY ALL KNOW HE DID IT.
NO MORE KINGS, NO MORE NARCISSISTS, NO MORE DEGENERATE OFFSPRINGS OF AN ILLUSTRIOUS SIRE.
NO MORE KINGS
NO MORE OLD MEAN MEN WHO NEED TO GO HOME (hello Ralph)
NO MORE TRYING TO CONTROL THE COUNTY WITH GETTING YOUR “Boy” in there after you FROM THE GRAVE.
WHAT NARCISSISTS, WANTING THEIR HAND PICKED ASS KISSERS IN THERE FOR US TO DEAL WITH WHEN THEY’RE DEAD.
NO MORE KINGS
NO MORE KINGS
