KRISTI DECLUITT READER RANT

Fat Kristi, thin Kristi, Ozempic Kristi? We don’t know, can’t keep up with all the self improvement physically while obviously menopausedly (is that a word?) slams people who once were her loyal friends, at places where she shouldn’t about who’s the MOST CONSERVATIVE and who’s a “Liberal”, well, obviously, the bigger mean and shitty person you are the more conservative so yeah, you’re real conservative.

Will fk or walk all over anyone who used to be her friend to BE SOMEBODY. Doesn’t realize that without that superior Baylor degree it ain’t gonna work around here.

Sad.

Ask about that Prenup for yourself, ask about the Ozempic for the rest of us. Ha.

Professional portrait of a woman with brown hair, wearing a black blazer and light blue blouse, smiling at the camera.

Wow, Harry readers are willing to do some real work to slam the candidates they don’t like. Impressive!! I had forgotten when the Commissioners actually made a position for Kristi after she threatened to sue the county.

Dear Harry,

Kristi DeCluitt AGAIN!!! WTF??? Ask yourself why the DeCluitts are willing to spend $200K of their own money to get Kristi elected? WHY? Are they so unhappily married and that prenup is so strong that they cannot divorce until Kristi is SOMEBODY and can retire with a bigger wad of money? After all they’ve filed for divorce and taken it back at least once.

Kristi is being supported by Par and Char who came out of hiding to go to Westfest and threaten and cajole people into voting for Kristi and THEIR OTHER CANDIDATES. Yep, here we go again.

The good part is that if DeCluitt got elected we wouldn’t have to see her again much like Charlie Guerrero who Par pushed over the line and then he…………………………………….disappeared.

This McLennan County voter will NOT, repeat, NOT vote for anyone supported by Parnell McNamara and Char. No.

I want someone who doesn’t suck up and whose ambition is just so over the top.

Kristi DeCluitt, let’s make her list of candidacies even longer and longer than what is listed below, a litany of failed races because PEOPLE JUST DON’T LIKE YOU, Kristi and you just won’t get the message and you think that MONEY will get you there over being likeable and trusted.

It won’t.

May 2012 –  Campaign for JP 1.1 DeCluitt vs Peterson

September 2014 – Requests Commissions Court Create a 2nd Criminal Associate Position

January 2015 – Appointed as Criminal Justice Analyst by Commissions Court

January 2015 – New Position under Threat of Lawsuit

November 2019 – Running for 19th District Court

November 2021 – Announced Candidcy for McLennan County Court at Law 3

April 2022 – Seeks Appointment to 474th District

February 2025 – Applied to be Appointmented to 74th District to Replace Cooley

August 2025 – Announced Candidcy for 170th District Court

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