Think people aren’t tired of rich people in their Mercedes being let off their second DWI? OOOh, baby, Reader Rant Erika is hot and right on.
Jeeze Erika, I just have a blog where ENTITLED people get outted and my goodness your recent success at getting a sweet deal on that second DWI went very well, dismissed “in the interest of justice”.
However, I sense you have miffed more than a few folks out here judging by this Reader Rant.
Her dress below costs more than what my yearly income is.
What the hell is this virgin worship stuff?
H
The Cotton Palace Pageant, Erika is the Princess and her Dad, Dr. Mark Schwartze, is the King. There is just something so creepy John Benet grows up about this, I just don’t get it. I went to this thing once, used to be the criteria for who got to be KING was who was most likely to die first and who had a colostomy. Usually, we made fun of whomever it was because whatever their name was we had the words, “Blazeface” in front of it

Fri, Sep 29 at 1:48 PM
Dear Harry,
Entitlement at its best! So, let me see if I can get this right… Erika Schwartze who would like to portray herself as the educated debutante and Baylor graduate (We have not seen her degree hanging anywhere) does not have enough sense to know that when you get your first DWI on August 8, 2013 and refuse to submit a sample of your breath or blood your driver’s license is suspended… Because of Erikas continuation of her entitled ways she spent 5 years and 4 months before she got the 1st one “taken Care” of. And had to do PTIP to get the second one “taken care” of, for those that do not know this is an abuse of the PTIP (pretrial intervention program) this program was intended for first time offenders but a few savvy defense attorneys have managed to spin it with maybe a little money under the table to get an exception made for AGING Cotillon princesses. It would certainly appear that way since her 2nd DWI was dismissed after she completed the PTIP program. But I have faith in Erika, she can’t help herself this is not the last we will see of her…..
June 02, 2015, order amending probation extended 6 months shame shame Erika entitlement issues rearing its ugly head…
ORDER AMENDING CONDITIONS OF PROBATION DATE: June 2, 2015
On the above date, the Court, having considered the request to have the conditions of Erika Susan Mills-Schwartze’s probation amended in certain respects,
it is ORDERED that such request is hereby granted, and that the Judgment of this Court rendered on the 29th day of May, 2014, wherein the Defendant was found guilty of the offense of Driving While Intoxicated and his punishment assessed at confinement in County Jail for a period of 150 Days and a fine of $1000.00 and probated, be and the same is hereby amended, and shall read, respectively, as follows,
to-wit: 19. The Defendants probation term is hereby extended for 6 month(s) from 08/28/15. I, Erika Susan Mills-Schwartze, the defendant in the above entitled and numbered cause, waive formal hearing and appearance before the Court to modify the conditions of probation, and hereby agree to comply with the conditions of probation set forth in this Order Amending Conditions of Probation.
And again November 19,2015:
ORDER AMENDING CONDITIONS OF PROBATION DATE: November 19, 2015
On the above date, the Court, having considered the request to have the conditions of Erika Susan Mills-Schwartze’s probation amended in certain respects,
it is ORDERED that such request is hereby granted, and that the Judgment of this Court rendered on the 29th day of May 2014,
wherein the Defendant was found guilty of the offense of Driving While Intoxicated and his punishment assessed at confinement in County Jail for a period of 150 Days and a fine of $1000.00.
and probated, be and the same is hereby amended, and shall read, respectively, as follows, to-wit: 20.
The Defendant is hereby required to serve 72 hours in McLennan County Jail beginning Thursday, December 10, 2015, at 6:00 p.m. and ending on Sunday, December 13, 2015, at 6:00 p.m. 21.
Be required to attend, participate, and successfully complete the McLennan County Community Supervision and Corrections Department’s
Cognitive Education — Substance Abuse Program. Probationer must pay the program fee of $300.00 and if disenrolled from the program, he/she will be required to pay a fee of $100.00 for each additional enrollment.
I, Erika Susan Mills-Schwartze, the defendant in the above entitled and numbered cause, waive formal hearing and appearance before the Court to modify the conditions of probation, and hereby agree to comply with the conditions of probation set forth in this Order Amending Conditions of Probation.
Cause No. 20133224CR2 A:
THE STATE OF TEXAS *Placing defendant in the County Jail on 10th of Dec 2015 { and keeping him confined therein until the 13 day of Dec ERIKA SUSAN MILLS-SCHWARTZE, and crediting defendant with O days back COMMITMENT as Term of Probation time and O. days good time.
*Collecting from defendant fine and costs in the amount of J. A. “ANDY” HARWELL, COUNTY CLERK $ © and crediting defendant with O. days good time continue probation…for the third time
COUNTY COURT-AT-LAW McLennan County, Texas of fine and_ O_ days good time on costs.
Deputy THE STATE OF TEXAS IN THE COUNTY COURT-AT-LAW McLennan County, Texas McLennan County, Texas
- DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED 884048 To the Sheriff of McLennan County – GREETING: Whereas, on the 05/29/2014, before our said COUNTY COURT-AT-LAW NO. 2 of McLennan County, Texas, the defendant was adjudged guilty of the offense charged. And, Whereas, the Court having considered and approved the defendant’s application for suspension of sentence and for probation for 15 MONTHS pursuant to Article 42.12 Code of Criminal Procedure. And, Whereas, it is therefore ORDERED by the Court, as a term and condition of probation, that the defendant shall stand committed to the custody of the Sheriff of McLennan County for (SEE ATTACHED LIST) until such term in jail has been served. You are therefore, commanded to fully obey and execute said Order of the Court. Herein Fail Not and make due return hereof as the law directs. Issued and Given Under My Hand, this 24th day of November 2015.
Number 4 This girl just can not mind with all the stress poor little thing has on her plate. Fourth time is a charm finally got off this one…
THE STATE OF TEXAS * IN THE COUNTY COPRT AT/LAW 2
ERIKA SUSAN MILLS-SCHWARTZE * MCLENNAN COUNTY, TEXAS .
ORDER AMENDING CONDITIONS OF PROBATION DATE: January 27, 2016
On the above date, the Court, having considered the request to have the conditions of Erika Susan Mills-Schwartze’s probation amended in certain respects,
it is ORDERED that such request is hereby granted, and that the Judgment of this Court rendered on the 29th day of May, 2014, wherein the Defendant was found guilty of the offense of Driving While Intoxicated and his punishment assessed at confinement in County Jail for a period of 150 Days and a fine of $1000.00 and probated, be and the same is hereby amended, and shall read, respectively, as follows, to-wit:
22. The Defendants probation term is hereby extended for 6 month(s) from 02/28/16. I, Erika Susan Mills-Schwartze, the defendant in the above entitled and numbered cause, waive formal hearing and appearance before the Court to modify the conditions of probation, and hereby agree to comply with the conditions of probation set forth in this Order Amending Conditions of Probation.
Let us sum this up short and sweet Erika continued to disregard all rules of probation and had to have it amended 4 times, that is counting her original probation! Moving on now…
Entitled Cotillion Princess comes from money and lies about her Baylor Degree Ericka has been around enough people to know what to say and how to say it, this is the only thing that separates her from Bellmead. She is telling everyone she is with a good man. This poor, poor, man he must have lived a very sheltered life. My, my she must be exhausted trying to keep up with her continuous lies and stories… poor little rich entitled girl writes hot checks gets multiple DWI’s and always manages to scathe by she is going to be so disappointed when all her lies and her past hits her right between the eyes. Makes you wonder who her daddy calls in the middle of the night to ask for favors when she calls from jail ((cough cough)) Parnell McNamara?
Sweet deals for Sweethearts, remember where those Tetens signs were…..the BIG one on Ridgewood, yep, creepy little Lee Entitled Humphries, got himself a sweet deal too a while back, seems Lee likes sending nude pics of his wife around. Nice.

I have some secrets about her grandfather, if anyone wants to hear them,My email is ,,lizcash1970ec@gmail.com
Wow! The audacity of these people. They want to get all their shit dismissed and made easy for them, then do it for everyone! Ugh I can’t stand entitled people. They are no better than anyone else and for them to believe they are must mean they are actually worse than the rest of us.
I know a few good secrets about that family,