I feel like Carrie at the prom waiting for the pig blood to fall on my head in buckets, this is the proudest moment I’ve had since fucking Parnell out of his Cameo on Yellowstone.
This is a parody of Chris Eubanks and Char’s idiot page McLennan County Citizens for Good Government and their pathetic tries at doing different schtuff to me. It’s pretty boring considering they can’t do it in the right county, and they have a google problem figuring out whether or not a statute has run. Duhhh boys.
Anyway, this is the finest thing and I want to write and tell you just how incredibly happy I am.