PAR’S SHERRY/SHERRE PROBLEM JUST PLUM OUT OF CONTROL…..
The recent “shoot em up” in McGregor, on Bosque Lane was bullet holes in two houses and a vehicle belonging to yet another neighbor. Everyone thought this was not Mike Beard’s house because it wasn’t fancy enough of a version for what we all would think a Bank President would live in, however, it’s smart business to maintain a Homestead in Texas and Mr. Beard also has a family home in one of the Carolinas. Everyone was confused and, even though, drive bys have been quite popular lately, ask the DeCluitts whose place of business got shot up along with others on Franklin a few months back.
What transpired next goes like this. The neighbor sees his vehicle shot up and calls the Waco PD around four in the afternoon. They come out but, lo and behold, they are quickly told to leave because “someone” has called Par to the rescue and even though it’s PD jurisdiction, Parnell took time out from playing Mandingo with the Haitians to send over eight Sheriff’s cars.
Now, Sheriff is pretty sure he has the culprit, another one of those eccentric Beards, this time that pesky Sherry Beard, yep, seems Parnell’s got his woman in his sites. Now, first of all we all know this is bullshit, Sherry can shoot a lot better than the drive, hardly noticeable, AND seems no one was home. Hmmm. The Beards don’t have a problem with one another and it’s Sherry and Joe Beard who have a lawsuit with David Littlewood.
Let’s pause for a moment and remember that David Littlewood holds the note on Par and Char’s precious new RV, that’s separate from that sweet Bank President David Lacy who lowered Par’s $800,000.00 INTEREST ONLY loan from 6% in 2006, to 2% in 2014.
Nice baby nice.
So, now Par can say that there’s an “ongoing investigation” of yet another woman besides me, this time Sherry Beard. See, Par can’t handle women who don’t find him attractive and cute. Some actually find his “Play that funky music white boy” songs and general boy mayhem, cherry bomb up the butts of livestock ad such idiocy, but, hey, here we go again. a virtual FEMALE CRIME WAVE.
See, Par likes money, baby. He likes to bullshit, blow and go. He doesn’t want to answer that Sherry Beard lawsuit about how much money he owes to just about everyone, and other questions like what the hell is a 75 year old man doing with under carriage custom lighting by brokedick Jay Justice on his vehicles? Let’s get real here.
Par thinks he’s got this sewn up for himself, Char, who also got her sucked and tucked butt in a crack playing real estate mogul to the Sheriff’s deputies in yet another incredible flaky scheme of enriching some deputies and well, the others, they just quit.
Yep, Sherry Beard, out shooting up houses and now Par can save himself and President Littlewood in one swoop of his mighty hand.
Holly? Holly Easterwood Kelly, your boss is going to be hearing some complaints really soon.