FROM AMARILLO TO LAREDO TEXAS WOMEN EVERYWHERE HAVE STOPPED CANNING, FREEZING HOMEGROWN VEGETABLES AND WEED, PUT THE GRANDKIDS TO BED THAT THEY'RE RAISING ALONE, STOPPED QUILTING, AND SACRIFICING LIKE THEY'VE ALWAYS DONE TO TELL DAN PATRICK TO fk HIMSELF. Hope Dan likes a world without canned pickles, homemade cakes and other delights only the elderly … Continue reading DAN PATRICK SPARKS GRANDMA REVOLUTION IN TEXAS…FU MOVEMENT
Month: March 2020
“YOU FIRST” MOVEMENT STARTS NOW
THE DAN PATRICK COMMENT LINE 512 463-5342 Let DAN PATRICK know he can just go ahead and die first, he's willing, and he's willing to dump you right on in there with him. Here's the phone number of his comment line where you can leave him a message telling him, "YOU FIRST" ole boy. Call … Continue reading “YOU FIRST” MOVEMENT STARTS NOW
HELLO HEB I WANT BAKING YEAST, NOT VAGINAL YEAST CREAM AND INSERTS
LATEST FROM HEB INSTACART This is a package of yeast, okay, I plugged in "active dry yeast", Fleischmann's yeast, baking yeast etc. What do I get? I am not putting this cream in my bread machine. This really happened. Yes, I have … Continue reading HELLO HEB I WANT BAKING YEAST, NOT VAGINAL YEAST CREAM AND INSERTS
UPDATE FROM HEB EPICENTER OF CRIME
REPORT FROM PARKING LOT OF HEB As the Supreme Court gets totally rid of "insanity defense", people here in Texas are counting on being "crazy as an outhouse mouse" to be their defense after the virus stuff is over. Ain't going to happen, shoppers. As of this writing the Waco PD has just taken out … Continue reading UPDATE FROM HEB EPICENTER OF CRIME
READY TO DIE WITH DAN PATRICK?
TEXAS MR. CHANGED HIS NAME FOR SOMETHING AMERICAN SOUNDING IS....... Here is his "comment line" phone number, and comment email 512 463-5342 folkshttps://www.ltgov.state.tx.us/contact/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCSDEilLllM Dan just volunteered the elderly of Texas to go ahead and die and get it over with, he's ready, thinks we are too to help the economy. I have … Continue reading READY TO DIE WITH DAN PATRICK?
PRESIDENT TESTS POSITIVE FOR FAUCI ENVY
NOW YOU SEE DR. FAUCI, NOW YOU DON'T SING ALONG WITH THE STONES AS WE ADJUST TO LIFE WITH NO FAUCI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur-yMil88fU Today President Jealous became you're one and only again as he is speaking to us without Dr. Fauci. Hmmm. Can't stand the competition, hell, I admired the Orange Dreamsicle for adding … Continue reading PRESIDENT TESTS POSITIVE FOR FAUCI ENVY
WACOPEDIA: DEFINITON OF ASSHAT
RAND ''DID YOU PEE IN THE POOL'' PAUL Ever try to talk to someone who just has an answer for everything? EVERYTHING? We're all sitting at home couldn't get a test if we had to and this guy goes swimming with the others at the Capital swimming pool. When you gonna pass out blankets … Continue reading WACOPEDIA: DEFINITON OF ASSHAT
NEED TOILET PAPER? PRINT THE CITY OF WACO SHELTER IN PLACE ORDER
NINE PAGES CLICK ON RED SITE BELOW Mumbo jumbo could have been done in one paragraph, but no, we have to insult everyone AND justify our existence. Here's what it says, "Oh, shit, people aren't coming from Oklahoma and other … Continue reading NEED TOILET PAPER? PRINT THE CITY OF WACO SHELTER IN PLACE ORDER
ORANGE FACE WHITE HANDS SPRAY TAN ASSISTANT QUARANTINE MEANS DIY
THIS IS REAL, THIS IS TODAY Yep, one of his "Glow Girls" must have quit, gone home to self quarantine, looks like he's doing it himself yet again. Orange face, white hands, this is serious.
GIVE THE VIRUS TO THE NON LOYAL…….Trumph has to slam Romney
SORRY, THIS IS ASSHAT BEHAVIOR, ROMNEY HAS HAD ONE WIFE, RAISED FIVE SONS, HAS MORE MONEY THAN GAWD, I MAY NOT BE IN LOVE WITH THE GUY BUT HOW ONE REPUBLICAN CAN SAY THIS BULLSH*T ABOUT ANOTHER REPUBLICAN IS BEYOND BELIEF. TRUMP IS AN ASS. HE SHOULD BE ASHAMED, BUT, OF COURSE, HE'S NOT. … Continue reading GIVE THE VIRUS TO THE NON LOYAL…….Trumph has to slam Romney