REPORT FROM PARKING LOT OF HEB
As the Supreme Court gets totally rid of “insanity defense”, people here in Texas are counting on being “crazy as an outhouse mouse” to be their defense after the virus stuff is over.
Ain’t going to happen, shoppers.
As of this writing the Waco PD has just taken out another shopper for going totally nuts at the HEB. Much like the character that Faith Hill played in STEPFORD WIVES II, just malfunctioned and fritzed o-u-t.
Let me suggest to you the offices of Vic Feazell, 1-800 withvic, or 254 327-1655, he’s heard it all, and has people standing by to video spring you from wherever the cops are taking you, AND for when you have to report. Remember this behavior is getting you double charged or some such so your stupid self just may be in trouble.
If you cannot shop laid back, you better call Vic, you know who you are you crazy little thing ………