“Until further notice, or not until your mama dies will there be anymore naked up the cookie photos, this ain’t Dallas.” Margaret Schroeder, Mexia Texas
10 Reasons Not to Make a Sex Tape
It may be tempting to let out your inner exhibitionist, but take it from babes like Rebecca Gayheart and a certain reality star with the initials KK: It’s not worth the consequences.
1. Your boss will know what your O face looks like…
2. …And so will your grandparents — and your grandchildren — thanks to Google.
3. You and Screech will be like sex-tape twins…or something.
4. Women everywhere will steal your signature sex move, including maybe your cubiclemate…or your mom.
5. When you’re in bed with a new guy, you’ll always wonder if he’s grabbing your boobs and thinking, “Hey! These looked a lot bigger on my laptop!”
6. Everyone will be aware that it only takes your boyfriend 2.6 minutes to get his rocks off.
7. Anytime you say “I’m coming” — to a bar, to a party, to a meetings — there’ll always be a dude with a punch line.
8. Your costar’s ex now has free rein to say any of the following: “I taught him that,” “I was way better in bed,” or “I knew that my stomach was flatter!”
9. One word: queefing. (Mics pick up the darndest things.)
10. Your hoo-ha hairstyle will be so recognizable, people will request “The [insert your name here]” at the salon
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/a3054/ten-reasons-not-to-make-a-sex-tape/
https://www.elitedaily.com/women/taking-a-selfie-pic-nudie/737323
