Where were you $500,000K ago?
We the people would have yanked that money chain back a few months ago when everyone, EVERYONE, had bodyguards and Sheriff’s cars in front of their houses.
Remember? Like when you and your cousins did a sleepover and made each other paranoid telling scary stories? Yeah, like that, all flashlights and fear and scary noises with nothing real. Kept everyone awake but nothing happened.
Didn’t you feel just a little stupid for that? Or maybe you wanted the bikers to do something to prove you right? Hell, we don’t know. You didn’t either.
“Feels about as good as taking the Nordstrom card away from my ex wife”
“Follow the Money” said one commissioner.
“No” said another.
” I loved Abel so much” as tears rolled down the cheeks of several sobbing supporters.
“We cannot admit defeat ” said a soon-to-be unemployed prosecutor.
“I make a motion that you refer to me as Governor” , said a nervous, bloated man in a silk suit.
Meeting adjourned