When the Fertilizer Plant in West blew up, Par was nowhere to be found. His Captains looked for him, called and called but nothing. Hmm. We all know where he was because he came to West after a little “diversion” involving a lovely woman wearing a pink thong. Par bragged about it and much hacked off everyone. Aaaah, Par the Pu$$y Bragger.

Fri, Apr 17 at 11:53 AM
Saw this on my feed today.

What came to mind? This is the day that County employees couldn’t find the Sheriff for hours…as he was busy chasing a skirt and then spent hours conquesting her. After employees finally located the Sheriff, he arrived to the scene of the devastation hours later.
Today, our Sheriff is in Sundowner land, close to retirement, and gone are his conquest days.
Today we remember the 13 lives lost in West, although our Sheriff wasn’t immediately there for them and families.