Candidates all over the County are taking out time from shaking hands at the polling places to go off by themselves and cry like babies as ALL HOPE OF HUNTING ON THE GEORGE BUSH RANCH HAS OFFICIALLY DIED.
After figuring out he didn’t want to baby sit Paw Paw, anymore, AND, John Sawyer just had a much better offer, we hear triple digits, Par’s favorite son, Cody it seens has had enough.
The rumor at the Courthouse, which is usually spot on says Cody is leaving effective July, and Par is calling in deputies to be the next heir apparent with the caveat that they have to run for Sheriff as a prerequisite for becoming the big dicked second in Comand, Chief Deputy.
Who the hell knew?
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