BEWARE OLD PEOPLE: THEY MAY BE ON TO US
Okay, this is a hypothetical scenario.
You’ve finally been caught with your family bilking a lady who’s supposed to be your “best friend”. Whatcha gonna do?
Use the old person card. Yep.
Show up to Court and appear to be old and frail, maybe a walker, love those arm and leg casts you can put on and off to go to the front of the line at Disneyworld, shake a little, ramble, and start your very own OLD PERSON DEMENTIA defense.
Try not to show up at McDonald’s the next day “fine, just fine”, they have those pesky cameras at McDonald’s too these days.
Hmm.
Just keeps getting better.
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