Happy Valentine’s Day to all the women Parnell’s “loved” before, please sit together so this reader can identify you. Ha!
Why doesn’t the Republican Club get a special table for Parnell’s posse girls? That would make it a lot easier to identify the ones he had sex with over the years who still aren’t over it. That would include Becky. He probably told Lisa she looked nice three years ago and that was all it took for her. Keep an empty chair for Sherre, she’ll be back too.
