THIS is DUSTIN CHAPMAN, County Administrator, ain’t he happy? I’m not. I am butt hurt and can’t get over it. Him and his dyed eyebrows ruined my high about four days ago. It was Felton who said I was a gossip blog and Chapman just let that one slide with not even a word.
Bet he just had a Hunger Buster or malt. Look at that smile.
NO. THIS IS NOT THE DAIRY QUEEN DEPUTY DAVID JOHNSON HIT ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO, THIS IS A GOSSIP RENDITION TO GET YOU READY FOR THE REAL ONE THAT WE WON’T HAVE FOR THREE MONTHS BECAUSE THE MCSO WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE AG’S OFFICE TO ASK IF IT’S OKAY TO RELEASE. YEP, HELLO DUSTIN CHAPMAN. YOU WANT GOSSIP, LET’S START WITH A FAUX DAIRY QUEEN JUST FOR MOOD.
Real photo to follow after you’ve already forgotten the entire thing anyway. Thanks
THIS is not the David Johnson DQ, you get that in July
That wonderful public servant, Administrator Dustin Chapman, whose eyebrows have their own zip code, bet he looks funny in the mirror with that “bitch black” hair/eyebrow dye, is I suppose going to groan over doing his job and seeing a problem from the WRONG SIDE. The problem is not me and “gossip” the problem is the employees of the SO keep doing wild and crazy shit, that they don’t want YOU to know about, the certainly don’t want me to, oh, sigh. The real problem is that the AG’s office is tired of the MCSO getting an “Opinion” on every Public Information Request because THEY DON’T WANT THEIR BULLSHIT PUBLIC. Once again, a big shout out and “fk you” to Dustin Chapman, I’ve been nice to you, and THEM. NOW, we’re all going to write the AG’s office and complain about YOU and the MCSO bullshit. Think not?
Keep in mind I rarely “win”, putting you through it makes me happy enough. Hard to stop a person who enjoys annoying you legally, well, you didn’t think I would even see you, did you? You think the public is STUPID. That’s your first mistake.
Your second is letting the public see that YOU just are employed to protect THEM and yourself. Nice. Bet you’re a Christian too.
Back to the gossip while we wait for the PUBLIC INFORMATION REQUEST, which will, of course, go to the AG’S OFFICE because, folks, they really don’t want you to know this one. Nope.
SO, since our Sheriff’s deputy, and cousin of our Sheriff for Life, totalled a COUNTY VEHICLE, we’re getting all the details, via a public information request. THEY will just fk me around because, well, it’s too cute and they don’t like it. Oh, back to it.
Sheriff’s Deputy, Star Wars fan, AND the Deputy who got taken off investigating Lillie Hefele’s murder by Parnell, AND was the one that went to school with Jay Justice of the Justice Crime Family, AND called Brad and Ashley Sharp and told the that THEY better leave the Justices alone, instead of investigating the real crime, oh, back to the gossip………….sorry.
So, morbidly obese David Johnson decides he has a hankering for something at the DQ, we suspect a very gossipy banana split, however, David instead of going through the drive through, hit a post and the County vehicle.
Parnell was immediately contacted and was not happy because he just knows I’m going to put this story up here and tell you, again, that David’s his COUSIN. The fact that they tried to cover this up just makes it about as delicious as a dip cone.
We can’t wait to read the investigation and see the photos from the DQ. We also wonder if he should have gone for a Happy Meal instead.
Do I like David Johnson? No. I did for a while, after I went to their office in 2017 and he was interested in my girlfriend’s murder and he did go out and talk to people.
THEN, Parnell figured out the main suspect and stuck David Johnson’s balls in to go bag and David let him so……………
Yep, another county vehicle gone, more Public Information Requests.
What’s there to hide? Can’t wait.
Happy Thanksgiving and a big thank you for the eye opener from the Courthouse.
I am repissed by the way. A new word.
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NOT DAVID JOHNSON having a wreck at the DQ, aaah, we’ll have to wait
No, not David Johnson either
Not David Johnson’s wreck either, we’ll get it soon.
nope and nope
