PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO FEEL

         It’s just THE HAIR,  okay,  just that,  nothing more,  don’t write, it’s okay

What’s wrong with this look? Had THIS guy called a National Emergency, I’dve surely felt better today.

 

But noooooooooo,  oh, hell no,  it’s so bad I recognize the Clairol Numbers,  and, the scary bleaching yellow part where you have to tough it out to get it white,  THIS is sissy yellow at any beauty shop in Bellmead.

 

He likes the Platinum Blonde a lot           Who’d let their dad out with this yellow hair?

   

 

Aaah,  Ash Blonde Clairol #14              Back to Platinum Clairol #45

   

 

FINALLY,  the kids get him to stop doing it himself and he gets a gay guy from the kiosk at Walmart to get it RIGHT with some highlights,  lowlights, he looks good and knows it.

Two weeks later,  he picks up Clairol #36 and his hair, so damaged by the bleaching just pulled in that red.

 

     

 

Scientists say that on his wedding day to Marla,  his hair was actually half a foot higher on the right side.

       

 

Now it’s so over processed, we have the “grow out” period.  Again.

             

Here’s a grow out with a comb back,  kind of Godfather looking.

Men with bobby pins make me nervous

         

 

Or Madeline Albright from behind, I don’t know           This last one has that “temporary”

greenish tone

         

 

Back to Lady Clairol “Bashful” Blonde #28

The thought of this whole bleaching and dyeing process in my President is somewhat disturbing.  Greatly disturbing.  That his kids let him out this way is disturbing.  If you notice,  this comb over trend hasn’t caught on.

Please children of the Comb Overed,  don’t let them out,  it’s not okay.  Reality.  Ivanka,  what gives?

                     

Just sayin’

H