“At least he’s better than Blossman”, three sources all say. Better than the guy that helped Parnell move his dead brother. Nice. What a campaign slogan.
Perpetual Playboy and Sheriff, Parnell McNamara will announce that Jake Burson, 3x Ranger, will become the new Chief Deputy after Cody decided to “run hide in the woods” with the incredible amount of money John Sawyer is going to pay him, an alleged $300K, omg. Burson has the promised financing of John Sawyer AND the blessing of his Sugar Daddy Parnell McNamara, who, fortunately for us, has no sons to pass this corrupt house of hell to.
Will Jake Burson have the balls to ask for an audit of the Evidence Locker, the gun locker, an accounting of the animals that are suppposed to be cared for then auctioned, (It just wandered up).
Will Jake Burson just walk in and accept the fact that over $40K in a plastic bag from when Larry Lynch was there just vaporized under Parnell.
Stop right there, you Parnell Propellor Posse girls, google it, I did an accounting of what WAS in the evidence lockers vs. what’s in them now so go whine to someone else about how wonderful Parnell is since you blew him back in 1982 and we all know it.
Google something you pathetic syncophants.
Anyway, here’s Parnell, blind to the fact that this is 2026 and he’s old and needs to go the f home.
This 9s Jake Burson. When asked about him, everyone just says, “He’s BETTER than fkn Cody”, yep, that’s the general consensus.
Gee, Burson, you’re one step up from the guy who helped Parnell move his brother’s body, good deal, plus you can carpool with the old lady.
Better than Cody. I think that should be a bumper sticker in the future.
See, all, these incredibly stupid men THINK that everyone likes this idea and it’s fair. The blind leading the greedy and hungry.
So. Better than Blossman.
Nice.
WHY isn’t he a Ranger anymore, that’s the question, of course, I am sure they have some kind of untrue dummied up answer. Going from Ranger to DPS is a demotion I don’t care what anyone says.
Let’s ruin his announcement and send this to everyone.
Parnell, Parnell, Parnell, this shit is so wrong.
Kingmakers need to go.
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