THREE CHEERS FOR PAT ATKINS

Who’s that?

Three cheers for new blood, a new guy, a guy WITH HAIR, a tall guy, a guy who can smile and I have no idea a thing about you and no one else does either.

NEW BLOOD, you get to start with no dead brothers, Baylor Frat Boys, and I don’t think we know who your daddy is either.

THIS is the new face of McLennan County, Pat Atkins is exciting. No one is scared of his occasional “Universal Amnesia” on the bench, he hasn’t tried to finger a clerk, probably doesn’t care to smell hair either.

Welcome to a world where you’ll outlive these old bastards that bring down the whole male sex not to mention the archaic Good old Boy system bullshit.

You have your own story to write and we’re glad to not be sick of your shit already after 40 yrs.

Yippee. Your name doesn’t rhyme with anything either. Lucky devil.

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Atkins named judge of McLennan County Court-at-Law No. 3 (kwtx.com)

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