TALK ABOUT COMMUNITY SERVICE!

This is the Louie Vuitton Tomato container. Hit a few holes in the bottom of this puppy with your drill, fill with compost and some good soil and oui la, you have high-brydized designer tomatoes by July.

This is your LouieVuitton composter. As useful as it is elegant. A favorite with earthworms. Have your maid put your vegetable scraps in this puppy along with some grass clippings you get your gardener to get and in no time flat, you’re ready for summer.

The Louie Vuitton tomato cage, with a special lock,

Sorry Nikki Pittman, it’s funny, I actually feel for you. You fked with Louie Vuitton and you’d think you murdered someone. Around here they have a strange idea of what is criminal and what’s not.  I don’t care if you sell fake bags etc., lots of people do, you can threaten people here, use your land line to do it, and a lot of crazy stuff.

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